The year is 2214
A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD
"I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person
Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens
They did it
They were remembered for centuries
I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there.
What do we say to the god of death?
- Persephone: knock knock
- Hades: who's there?
- Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane